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Mar 26, 2020 03:35PM ● By Beacon Senior News
These riddles are perfect to collectively solve over video-chat with grandkids or on phone calls with friends. 1. Q: What comes once in a mi...
Mar 25, 2020 11:17AM ● By Beacon Senior News
The drunk Submitted by Robert Velasquez A drunk goes into the bar and tells the bartender, “Dri...drrrri.....drinks on the house...on me. Ba...
Mar 02, 2020 03:01PM ● By Beacon Senior News
At age 4 success is not piddling in your pants. At age 80 success is not piddling in your pants.
Jan 28, 2020 10:46AM ● By Beacon Senior News
“How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. "Four better, four worse, four richer, four poorer.”
Dec 30, 2019 01:35PM ● By Beacon Senior News
The flood Submitted by Bob Breazeale A large motorhome from New York pulls into the only gas station in a very small town in Arizona, near t...
Dec 02, 2019 02:36PM ● By Beacon Senior News
Clever Wuss Submitted by Sue C. Hughey One day Wilbur decided to do something about the continual harassment and lack of respect shown him b...
Oct 28, 2019 11:13AM ● By Beacon Senior News
TURKEY DINNER Submitted by Kyle Smith. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, unable to find one big enough to fe...
Sep 30, 2019 11:52AM ● By Beacon Senior News
A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books on the paranormal. The librarian says in an ominous voice, “...they're right behind you.”
Aug 29, 2019 03:08PM ● By Beacon Senior News
THE CABBIE AND THE WOMAN Submitted by Johnny DawsonA clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City.The cab ...
Jul 29, 2019 12:05PM ● By Beacon Senior News
The old girlfriend Submitted by Cassie Jacobs A husband pointed out his old girlfriend at a restaurant. He said to his wife, “I understand s...
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