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Nov 22, 2021 01:57PM
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Oct 25, 2021 10:11AM
Beware of dating podiatrists, you may get off on the wrong foot.
Sep 27, 2021 10:23AM
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
Aug 23, 2021 09:49AM
"Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch. Yeti never complains."
Jul 26, 2021 10:28AM
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
Jun 28, 2021 08:28AM
When I die, I want my last words to be, “I left a million dollars under the...”
May 24, 2021 11:05AM
Teach your grandkids about taxes by eating 30 percent of their ice cream!
Apr 26, 2021 12:21PM
What’s the difference between beets and snot? Kids will eat snot.
Mar 22, 2021 02:11PM
They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by two minutes. I’ve done the math. Seems I died in 1537.
Feb 22, 2021 11:42AM
"At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next."
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