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May 11, 2022 03:39PM
Highway marquee: Who hates speeding tickets? Raise your right foot.
Apr 04, 2022 12:33PM
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.
Feb 24, 2022 02:22PM
Q. Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.
Jan 24, 2022 02:58PM
What’s a Shih Tzu—a dog? No, it’s a zoo with no animals.
Dec 22, 2021 02:56PM
My wife went to a self-help group for compulsive talkers. It’s called On & On Anon!
Nov 22, 2021 01:57PM
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Oct 25, 2021 10:11AM
Beware of dating podiatrists, you may get off on the wrong foot.
Sep 27, 2021 10:23AM
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
Aug 23, 2021 09:49AM
"Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch. Yeti never complains."
Jul 26, 2021 10:28AM
My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make food right in front of you. I took her to Subway.
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