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Nov 29, 2022 10:44AM
What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint Nickel-less
Oct 31, 2022 11:21AM
Singers of the ’60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging Baby Boomers. Bee Gees: “How Can You Mend a Broken Hip?”
Oct 03, 2022 11:36AM
I would like to return this mirror. The reflection doesn’t look like me anymore!
Aug 30, 2022 09:57AM
A guy asked me for a small donation for the YMCA swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
Aug 01, 2022 01:15PM
I always hated my sister because she was selected as prom queen every year—and we were homeschooled!
Jun 28, 2022 10:51AM
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday, so I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
Jun 01, 2022 09:54AM
What is the first sign of Alzheimer’s? You get a puppy because you forget how much work they are.
May 11, 2022 03:39PM
Highway marquee: Who hates speeding tickets? Raise your right foot.
Apr 04, 2022 12:33PM
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened.
Feb 24, 2022 02:22PM
Q. Should I have a baby after 35? No, 35 children is enough.
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