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Laughing Matters - April 2021

Mar 22, 2021 02:11PM

They say every piece of chocolate you eat shortens your life by two minutes. I’ve done the math. Seems I died in 1537.

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Laughing Matters - March 2021

Feb 22, 2021 11:42AM

"At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next."

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Laughing Matters - February 2021

Jan 25, 2021 02:06PM

"Looking for a married woman, recently cheated on, mad and scorned, who is willing to sell her husband’s tools for cheap..."

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Laughing Matters - January 2021

Dec 22, 2020 08:47AM

My 4-year-old granddaughter found a pair of teeth floating in a glass. She turned to me and said, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!”

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Laughing Matters - December 2020

Nov 23, 2020 10:26AM

You’re from Colorado if…“humid” is over 25 percent.

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Laughing Matters - November 2020

Oct 26, 2020 11:16AM ● By Beacon Senior News

What do four nickels make? Two paradigms!

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Laughing Matters - October 2020

Oct 01, 2020 11:40AM ● By Beacon Senior News

A friend told a blond, “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blond replied, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”

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Laughing Matters - September 2020

Aug 27, 2020 01:22PM ● By Beacon Senior News

Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

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Laughing Matters - August 2020

Jul 30, 2020 02:52PM ● By Beacon Senior News

Moonshiner Submitted by Bob Breazeale John just inherited a small farm way back up in the hills of Tennessee. As John and his wife are looki...

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Laughing Matters - July 2020

Jun 25, 2020 02:27PM ● By Beacon Senior News

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

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