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Laughing Matters - December 2020

Nov 23, 2020 10:26AM

You’re from Colorado if…“humid” is over 25 percent.

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Laughing Matters - November 2020

Oct 26, 2020 11:16AM ● By Beacon Senior News

What do four nickels make? Two paradigms!

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Laughing Matters - October 2020

Oct 01, 2020 11:40AM ● By Beacon Senior News

A friend told a blond, “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blond replied, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”

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Laughing Matters - September 2020

Aug 27, 2020 01:22PM ● By Beacon Senior News

Whoever decided a liquor store is more essential than a hair salon is obviously a bald-headed alcoholic.

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Laughing Matters - August 2020

Jul 30, 2020 02:52PM ● By Beacon Senior News

Moonshiner Submitted by Bob Breazeale John just inherited a small farm way back up in the hills of Tennessee. As John and his wife are looki...

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Laughing Matters - July 2020

Jun 25, 2020 02:27PM ● By Beacon Senior News

Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?

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Laughing Matters - June 2020

Jun 01, 2020 01:06PM ● By Beacon Senior News

To be Frank Submitted by Bob Breazeale Two women are talking over coffee. Mary: “I’m so exhausted. I can’t sleep. My husband comes home very...

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Laughing Matters May 2020

May 05, 2020 10:34AM ● By Beacon Senior News

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.

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NEW: It's Riddle Time!

Mar 26, 2020 03:35PM ● By Beacon Senior News

These riddles are perfect to collectively solve over video-chat with grandkids or on phone calls with friends. 1. Q: What comes once in a mi...

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Laughing Matters April 2020

Mar 25, 2020 11:17AM ● By Beacon Senior News

The drunk Submitted by Robert Velasquez A drunk goes into the bar and tells the bartender, “Dri...drrrri.....drinks on the house...on me. Ba...

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